Shows

THIS WEEK
Thursday, July 29
Two Shows: 10pm and Midnight
Festival of Flesh!
Lucky Number Loft (upstairs, yo), 1931 W. Milwaukee
Only $7! Drink specials: $2 Wells – $5 PBR + Jame-O Shot

Join me as I host an evening of live burlesque, fetish, variety sideshow, DJs and more – all to entertain the sassy masses! From kinky stripteases, fire breathers, snake charmers, and girls walking on glass, the Festival of Flesh brings it all to your very eyes the last Thursday of every month!

THIS MONTH FEATURING PERFORMANCES BY:
Ammunition, Cruel Valentine, Miss Ellie Noise, Querella Fistalot, and MANY more! (I will sing a song or two and play some games with the audience…)

A CHICAGO-READER MEMBERS’ PICK:
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/Event?oid=12271 94 We are also featured in TimeOut Chicago, Metromix Chicago & Centerstage Chicago!

NEXT WEEK
Friday AND Saturday, August 6 and 7
The Cougar Show
1901 Gallery and Theatre
1901 W. Belmont, Entrance on Wolcott
$10 in advance <–click for link
$15 at the door

…So, the story goes that one day Ms. Bea Haven looked around backstage and realized that she was not the only hot-lady-of-a-certain-age applying glitter to her lids and getting ready to take it off onstage. She started asking around and noticed that a LOT of her favorite performers were over 35. When she floated the idea of a Cougar Show (to celebrate our MILF-dom), the idea was greeted with cheers and “fuck yeah!”s

Thus The Cougar Show was born.

What is it? The Cougar Show is a splendid evening of burlesque-and-fetish-and-performance-art with performers only over the age of 35. Expect lots of trashy animal prints, big hair, and celebration of cruising people far-too-young-for-us.

Starring, the ladies who don’t lie about their age & always dress age-inappropriately:
Ms. Bea Haven, the Great Chicago Fire
Candyland (our cougar-in-training!)
Scarlett DeVille
Sister Faith
Laila the Bellydancer
Ms. Millie Mae
Miss Vine
The Widow Charlotte

With Queerella Fistalot as our “pool boy” and Vinni Heart as our “cougar bait”.  And featuring, all the way from Columbus, OH, from Viva Valezz and Her Velvet Hearts: Rumor Mills, Dexter Wilde and Viva Valezz!